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Nico is a nut job! I am going to get a video of him attacking me! Yes, I said ATTACKING me. Who does he think I am – Simon!
Getting the video is not going to be easy either....I put Mom on the case but every time she tries to catch the little bugger in the act...he stops, looks all innocent and just sits by me. Mom is relentless! She will catch him in the act!
Papa had to take me up to his office so I could get away for a while. Phew! Thanks Papa!
Honey is planted and so is Bear. I told you about Bear? Mom said that Honey was lonely without another tree like her around...so the other day she and Papa went back to the Big Tree Nursery and bought another Honey Locust! This is where Mom starts to lose it a bit...since one tree's name is Honey...the other tree is called Bear...so her trees are Honey and Bear...she calls them her Honey Bear trees...OH PLEASE! Hello Mom, you in there? Your “Honey Bear Trees”? You need a trip to the big city. Too much country life!
Simon got in big – and I mean BIG – trouble today! Mom said it was nice out so while her and Papa were planting the second of the Honey Bear trees, she let us stay out on the back porch. Really there isn't much trouble you can get into unless you climb up on the grooming table and get the new - full - bottle of oil. Then of course you still aren't really in much trouble unless you start to chew on it...the real trouble starts when you break through the cap and spill this expensive stuff all over the cushy – that I like to lay on outside and it doesn't help that someone walked in it to it get all over the deck! And who sat in it?. Wasn't me! Whoever it was has a big enough butt to leave a butt print all over the place. Thank goodness, I have a small cute butt!
When Mom came to check on us...she went ballistic!! Simon was pretty pleased with himself until she came unglued. He had a time out in his crate!
You ever try to clean oil off the deck. Do you know how slipping oil on decking is? Mom knows...she almost broke her neck. And then who would feed us!!
The cushion is history...the deck had to be washed with soap. The rest of us were pretty smart...we went inside – we were very quiet! When Mom is having a melt down...being quiet and staying out of the way is very smart! I think I know whose butt print it was.... Charlie ended up in the bath!
This is my life. My name is Gigi
(Unlike Simon whose name right now is MUD!!)
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