YOU TALKED TO A WHAT?? 

I think I have pushed Mom way too far with my picky eating. She contacted someone – an Animal Communicator. She has finally gone off the deep end – and I pushed her! If it wasn't so funny, I would almost feel guilty about it.

They talked the other night. I knew it was about me. The lady said I was testing Mom...and your point! She must have been asking Mom lots of questions...about my other dogie friends. Where I was in the pack. Glad to hear that Moms' answers was right. I know where I am – at the top! And yes, I do like it there. I'm not so much bossy as I am nosy. A bit of a tale tail too Mom says.

Mom told her how excited I get when I see my other Mom, Claire and her friend Melody. The lady thinks I am bonded with them. The dictionary says that means: Emotionally or psychologically linked. I think I will always be linked to my first mom and Melody – heck they took care of me since the day I was born....changed my diapers and all...wait, I don't think I wore diapers! But they did clean up after me.

I get to see them mostly at shows...I give them lots of kisses. I had hoped that one of them was coming to rescue me from showing – not the case! They actually told my Papa to treat me like a big dog and let me walk to the ring. What nerve! They should just mind their own business....he can carry me forever!

I am very happy living with Mom and Papa (especially Papa). I know I am a Papa's girl. He just smells so nice and he is so warm at night!

My Mom said she had to think about what the communicator said. You never should jump to conclusions too fast. You should at least sleep on it for one night! Mull it over. She says she always asks God for insight when she has a problem. He gives it to her at night when she is asleep...no wonder she hasn't figured me out yet. Never tell Mom anything when she is sleeping!

Here is what I heard Mom telling her friend on the phone about the whole experience. Yes, I do eavesdrop...how do you think I learn about all this stuff to write about? Like I know friends are coming for a visit and we are going to the mountains....YES WE...I heard Mom tell Papa that I should come....YES - in her lap! Take that you dopey cavaliers!! Mom wants to know if I remember the definition of the word 'digress'. Back on track.

First, when Mom sees her pups that she has placed, they get all excited too. They should remember her and Papa and it is a good sign that they still love them. Mom says she would feel bad if her pups just forgot her. She was very happy that I got excited when I saw Claire and Melody...that meant that they were good people and treated me well. She doesn't believe that I love them more than her. I agree with her. She knows I love Papa best. I agree with her again. She is OK with that too....she loves to see how I work Papa. It warms her soul...whatever that means. She says that all the dogs here have picked their our owners. Like Clarice – she is attached at the hip to Mom - not too sure about that. I see Clarice walking around without Mom lots of times. Now in bed she is so close to Mom nobody - even me - can wiggly between them. Charlie belongs to Papa always has as far as I know. Andrea is starting to become a Mama's girl....Josie is still just a pain in the butt! Mom says she is a bull in a china cabinet. She needs someone her own age to play with! Miranda loves everyone. Mom says her heart is so big it can fit us all. I think she is just a brown nose! Goes back to all that butt sniffing!

We have one smart Mom!

Second, the lady told her to give me whatever I wanted to eat. Mom says that she had been doing that....and now thinks that she spoiled me way too much. OK, I don't like the sound of that!

Now I ask you...what is a normal dog? Josie jumps around like a mad rabbit...just begging to be fed then puts her nose to the bowl and inhales! At least Miranda and Andrea chew their food. Clarice is another inhaler - she has to be fed in a separate room or she will eat everyone's food while Mom isn't looking.....Charlie devours his – he is finished before Mom has all the bowls down. They all lick the bowl clean! Show offs!

Is that normal? Mom says yes! Yea well bet me!

Mom tells me how special I am...and would love it if I would just eat like I should. I'll think about it. Sure gets hungry out when I am just 'thinking' about eating!

One morning she made me, what she thought was a great meal - veggies and turkey topped with cottage cheese. So she had to cook up the turkey and mix up these special veggies - that she said cost and arm and a leg! All before coffee I noticed. I ate the cottage cheese...she wasn't mad, she just took the food away and says that maybe I'll eat tonight. Hey, what happen to the begging and hand feeding? I like that part the best.

At dinner she 'said' she was only giving me the turkey again...I turned my nose up at that! She gave in - put some kibble with canned food too. So I took some bites of the turkey....driving her absolutely crazy!!

I knew she wouldn't let me starve....I 'let' Papa hand feed me...only ate the canned stuff. LOL!!

She told Papa that maybe the next Havanese will be a great eater.

WHAT NEXT HAVANESE? This is the first I've heard about another Havanese! I protest! I am suppose to be the only special one here!

Huh, maybe I better start eating!

This is my life. My name is Gigi.



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